Heheh, right? Come along, we have to prepare.Īaravi heads off and motions for Abdu to follow. ('MIRIN) W-Woah, where was this drip hiding? I go on trips pretty often, does that count? What? You never know what you'll need on an adventure. That's it for me, see you guys.Ībdu pockets the card. The company made me do that, man… Anyway, keep that scroll handy, it has hints to help you start your epic adventure. (ENDEARED) Geez… you really like 'em, huh?Īwesome! You guys are going on the quest, this is great! No one else accepted, I don't know why.ĭid you do the crawl out of the lake bit for everyone else? Hex is trying to be calm but they can't contain their excitement. (INTERRUPTING) Oh my GOD SHUT UP! Stop yelling, you're gonna make me regret this! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Hex nods, still staring at Aaravi expectantly, until…! They clasp their hand together and make puppy-dog eyes. Just clarifying so the company doesn't get sued.Īnyway, are you guys up to the challenge? (CONTINUING)-A year's supply of-! (CATCHING HIMSELF) … Listen, you know that was just a tagline right? It's impossible to give anyone lox everlasting. The fun kind! The folks at The Ring of Sustenance® have repurposed an abandoned dungeon into a bagel store and are now running an awesome guerilla marketing campaign to get the word out! (BOISTEROUS) A challenge to bagel lovers everywhere! Pick up your sword and shield, adventurers, and may he (or she (or they)) who completes the daunting Bagel-quest be rewarded with lox everlasting!Įxactly: they're keeping the location of the store secret, for a competition in which whomever uncovers it first is rewarded with. (CONFUSED) H-Haha… what kinda racket are you running here, man? Nowhere! No one has them, least of all me! If that's allowed.Īh, ah, ah! That's the fun part! It doesn't! Where may we find this… bagel shoppe? Because I would like to go. So you don't rate the ass of everyone you meet out loud?! I was thinking it the whole time, Aaravi and I's thoughts are linked so she thinks I said it out loud. Have they? We were together like, all day yesterday and they didn't say a word about it. Hex saw a commercial about a bagel place supposedly opening near here and has LITERALLY. (GROANING) Hex… Is this that bagel shop you keep talking about…? I-I was! I was in a commercial, it's so awesome that you recognized me!Īaravi sighs and drags her hands across her face. 'Course I do! Not at first, but when he said he was an actor while I was gazing at my bagel wondering why God couldn't have made me one of these things, I REMEMBERED! This guy was in a commercial! (REALIZING) WAIT! Holy SMOKES I remember you! CAMP SPOOKY, CAMPGROUNDS - NEXT DAY, MORNINGīut of course I wasn't dead. The lake lizard retches and throws up like a gallon of lake water.Īaravi swipes the scroll from the lake lizard. I have searched for many moons… t-to… h-hold on. (MUTTERING, DISTRACTED) Hex, an adventurer… Adventurer in weird bagel sandwiches, maybe…
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(SCOFFING) Wow, BOLD of you to call Hex an "adventurer!" CAMP SPOOKY, LAKE - LAST NIGHT (FLASHBACK) I got bagels, bae. If no one got me, I know bagels got me. Hex reaches in their skull and takes out some more of those weird taki-kitkat- sauce bagels from the day before. The Lake Lizard (the lizard from last night who crawled out of the lake with the scroll) is sitting opposite them. … (TO LAKE LIZARD) Please excuse them, sir, their brain doesn't work.
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(CLAPPING) Now.Ībdu and Aaravi, back in the campgrounds, sitting at a picnic table and completely unenthused by Hex's bit, stare at them without cracking the smallest smile. … What are you waiting for, you two? Thrillingly conclude.
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